So I checked my email when I got home tonight and had this little gem sitting in my inbox:
Dear slumlord fleming,
It looks like your tenant has skipped--I am immediately marketing the home
again. I am changing managers to Lady X as she is in the South
office and much closer to your property. You can reach her at blah blah number.
- Property Manager
Oh maaaaaan! ::said like Swiper the Fox::
ReplyDeleteAnd you had such a fondness for their tattoos and piercings! See, you can judge a book by its cover.
Piercings do tend to yell "I'm skipping out on the place" no? Major bummer Flemmy. This economy is not helping either.
ReplyDeleteSo not fun.
ReplyDeleteI think your first mistake was hiring a property manager who refers to you as a slumlord.
ReplyDeleteIf I were you, i would find where they went next, and then attach a picture of your kids. or perhaps just the infant. and then write a letter about how they are hungry and starting because they (the skippers) didn't pay rent. It might not help your situation, but it may help the next land/slum lord.
ReplyDeleteUm, you actually can't judge a book by its cover. I don't think you realize how expensive tattoos are. Once, I was swimming at this apartment complex, and this guy was covered in tattoos, and he was totally bragging that he had spent enough money on his tattoos to put a down payment on a house. That was the only reason he was renting.
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